"Baby Dodger" was harrasted today by a "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name. The "Dodger Baby" just wanted to sit in her shrunken car seat and enjoy a day of watching her mother, "Beautiful Blond Babe" vaccume. (As did her father also...)
After a few intoxicating baby drinks, "Baby Dodger" was given a few beads from locals and enjoyed a day of fravolity and milk intoxication.
"Baby Dodger" was then evicted from her shrunken car seat by the now naked "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name.
"Baby Dodger" then changed her name to "Elmo", no more and definitly nothing else. Her very handsome and robust father, "Good Looking Dad" settled the arguement with hugs and kisses. He has amazing strength of mind as well as cunning wit that was able to out match the best advances of "Elmo" and "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name.
"Elmo" and "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name, came together in unity to comb the land of its bountiful candy crop on this holyween day. After much ingulding in the forbidden snickers and nerds, "Elmo" and "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name, where booked for crying and fussing in public. They where sentenced to 10 hours hard sleep and a hot meal cooked by there loving father in the morning. There is also a report that "Beautiful Blond Babe" was caught red handed eating from the spoils of that nights raid, she will be sentenced accordingly. This is Jonathan Schmid saying thank you for reading have a good night.
"Baby Dodger" was harrasted today by a "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name. The "Dodger Baby" just wanted to sit in her shrunken car seat and enjoy a day of watching her mother, "Beautiful Blond Babe" vaccume. (As did her father also...) 
After a few intoxicating baby drinks, "Baby Dodger" was given a few beads from locals and enjoyed a day of fravolity and milk intoxication.
"Baby Dodger" was then evicted from her shrunken car seat by the now naked "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name.
"Baby Dodger" then changed her name to "Elmo", no more and definitly nothing else. Her very handsome and robust father, "Good Looking Dad" settled the arguement with hugs and kisses. He has amazing strength of mind as well as cunning wit that was able to out match the best advances of "Elmo" and "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name.
"Elmo" and "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name, came together in unity to comb the land of its bountiful candy crop on this holyween day. After much ingulding in the forbidden snickers and nerds, "Elmo" and "Tinker Bell", if that is her real name, where booked for crying and fussing in public. They where sentenced to 10 hours hard sleep and a hot meal cooked by there loving father in the morning. There is also a report that "Beautiful Blond Babe" was caught red handed eating from the spoils of that nights raid, she will be sentenced accordingly. This is Jonathan Schmid saying thank you for reading have a good night.
I personally like the posts by Jon...very entertaining and much more creative than I could ever hope to be. Although, he should hope that a former CPS worker does not read this, because he could be in BIG trouble for the pushing incidents. I think he should be sentenced go to anger management therapy or house cleaning therapy for two months.
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